Bill Hicks would love this one…

Guestbook Bill Hicks would love this one…

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    josta59
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    Just had this sent to me. Strange but apparently true….

    Have a history teacher explain this


    if they can
    >>
    >>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    >>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
    >>
    >>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    >>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
    >>
    >>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    >>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
    >>
    >>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    >>Both Presidents were shot in the head.
    >>
    >>Now it gets really weird.
    >>
    >>Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
    >>Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
    >>
    >>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    >>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
    >>
    >>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    >>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
    >>
    >>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    >>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
    >>
    >>Both assassins were known by their three names.
    >>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
    >>
    >>Now hang on to your seat.
    >>
    >>Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford.’
    >>Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’
    >>
    >>Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a
    >>warehouse.
    >>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
    >>theatre.
    >>
    >>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
    >>
    >>And here’s the kicker…
    >>
    >>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
    >>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
    >>
    >>Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey,
    >>this is one
    >>history lesson people don’t mind reading

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