Bill Hicks would love this one…

Guestbook Bill Hicks would love this one…

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    josta59
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      Just had this sent to me. Strange but apparently true….

      Have a history teacher explain this


      if they can
      >>
      >>Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
      >>John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
      >>
      >>Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
      >>John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
      >>
      >>Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
      >>Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
      >>
      >>Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
      >>Both Presidents were shot in the head.
      >>
      >>Now it gets really weird.
      >>
      >>Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
      >>Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
      >>
      >>Both were assassinated by Southerners.
      >>Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
      >>
      >>Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
      >>Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
      >>
      >>John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
      >>Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
      >>
      >>Both assassins were known by their three names.
      >>Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
      >>
      >>Now hang on to your seat.
      >>
      >>Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford.’
      >>Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’
      >>
      >>Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a
      >>warehouse.
      >>Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
      >>theatre.
      >>
      >>Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
      >>
      >>And here’s the kicker…
      >>
      >>A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
      >>A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
      >>
      >>Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey,
      >>this is one
      >>history lesson people don’t mind reading

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