It is only right and decent that the band play here in Keighley. It would mean I would only have to walk 5 mins down the road t’gig, and I know a crackin’ curry house just round the corner…and there is a snooker/pool place within pissing distance from me ‘ouse, with a reet cheap pint o’ Tim Taylors (Madonna’s fave beer don’t you know)
Not only that, it is 200 miles north of London, and 200 miles south of Glasgow, and its half way between Bradford and Skipton. If that isn’t catering for everyone, I dont know what is.
So fellas, you know it makes sense.